An Afternoon of PantiesMy jackass husband has been out of town for months, only home for about forty-eight hours at a time before he’s off to the next land of…6d ago46d ago4
Don’t Look DownI am insanely afraid of heights. Something about looking down at all that space beneath me, knowing that if I move just right one way or…Feb 275Feb 275
Twilight, but For RealHe’s like Edward Cullen, but not the one in the movie. Don’t watch the fuckin movie. That Edward is a pansy ass nervous freak with…Feb 12Feb 12
The Year That Can Respectfully Get Fucked2013 was a shock. My dad, Superman, the man who would live forever…would not.Feb 113Feb 113
I’m Addicted to Being SexySince the age of too young to mention, I’ve had a level of horniness that should match a New York City ten.Feb 65Feb 65
Instagram Made Me Color Code My BooksRecently, my husband has been going to bed at 8pm, even on the weekends. Your girl gets bored as shit.Jan 304Jan 304
Last ExitI looked up at him. His eyes shone like the brightest blue of the ocean, the most beautiful part, and I could see so far into them that it…Jan 212Jan 212