Things I don’t ever, ever want to do before I die — I’ve noticed several bucket list articles popping up on my Pinterest lately. What, people don’t use Pinterest anymore? Anyway, I usually read through them quickly and I become utterly baffled. Who decided it would be fun to put together a list of shit that sucks or might kill you, and…

At first glance, I may not look like a rapper. But I dare you to fuck around and find out. — It all started when I realized I didn’t have a good singing voice. I wanted to, so badly. I’ve always loved music, and I love to sing. Alas, when I gave Christina Aguilera’s Beautiful my all, I sounded like a donkey making love. Poorly. Regretfully, I had to give up…

Have I hit a special milestone? — A five-year wedding anniversary may not seem like a super huge deal to most. It is to me. Today marks 5 years since I walked down the aisle, for the third and last time. Some of you may know a little about my story and my past marriages. In short…

Come and visit me! (But not really) — I have been known to talk a big bunch of crap about living in central Indiana. First of all, we have a lot of jerks in this area. A lot of folks can’t accept change and still treat their wives like it’s 1943. And then, there’s the corn. Cornhole Cornstalks …

Something cool and refreshing in this uncomfortable time — It was an average Wednesday; in that, I started it off by doing all the cooking and cleaning that I’m supposed to do every day of my life forever and ever. Except, this particular Wednesday, nobody was home. No sick kids, no damn eLearning day, no husband, no appointments. …

Because it’s almost spooky time — I know it’s only September, but it’s officially Mid-September, and my birthday is over. That means I start thinking about Halloween. I am a Halloween FREAK, and absolutely wanted to have a Halloween wedding with a black dress, but Mr. …

Time flies when you’re living life — I still have one day left Until I’m totally bereft Having lost my youth and fire No longer will a soul desire This old hag once spry and sporty Tomorrow will be FUCKING FORTY My poetry skills are 1st-grade level at best, but last week I wrote a birthday poem…

Hollywood, here I cuuummmm — June 2006 Summertime was in full swing, and I made the hardest decision of my life: I ditched my small sleepy town and moved to Hollywood. I’d always wanted to be an actress, but I was a shy girl. I knew the only way to make it would be in the adult…

Music and food are good for the soul — Music and food are among the things I love the most in life. Do they go together? Sure they do. A date night, cooking up your favorite dinner and listening to your favorite tunes. Snacking on your favorite candy while listening to music and relaxing. A coffee shop with classical…