Spicy and refreshing — Most of you know I like life spicy. Ya know, kick it up a little. And I love spicy food, even though in my geriatric state it’s starting to give me heartburn and a solid two days of a burning asshole after the fact, but YOLO, amiright? My husband and…

Summer breeze and summer sounds — Every time I hear “Staring at the Sun” by U2, I feel as though I’ve been thrown into a time machine and landed in the summer of 1997. I was 15 at the time and spent the majority of those sultry, endless summer nights staying with my much older sister…

And I’m here to help — Mom or mom-in-law — if you are reading this go ahead and click out of it and read one of my more wholesome stories. Or check back tomorrow. Thanks. July 31st is National Orgasm Day, and I am here to help you get your O on. Solo style. I’ve come…

I want a corndog, MOM! — It’s fair time around here, and that means the county fair and the state fair back-to-back. It’s also back to school time, so I’m watching my bank account wither. And then my kids are like, hey all my friends are going every single night! Can I go every night? And…

What’s it gonna be? — Last week I reached out to my dear friends and readers, as it seemed that Mr. tall, dark, and handsome & I were having some trouble with successfully whacking his willy into my wonderland. Was age a factor? Boredom? Comfort? I wasn’t sure. I needed big help. So, I took…

For all the women who have ever had to hear this phrase — Trigger Warning: This article is about spousal abuse/marital trauma. I’m not an expert on this topic, but I have some experience. Here’s a little about my story. I first found out my husband was having an affair when my daughter was about 4 hours old. His mistress came to the hospital door, dropped a gift off…

Or maybe don’t. — It’s a very rainy day here in Cornville, Indiana. Also, my daughter stole my car and took it to work because it had more gas than hers, so I’m trapped at home anyway. Don’t let me lie to you, I love being trapped at home. Anyway, for those two reasons…

Go fish! — “Ok, mom, listen. I know dad would absolutely not want you to find someone else. He will haunt you. Yes, I understand. But you’ve gotta be lonely. What if we just try to find you a companion?” That’s how the conversation started. My parents spent over 40 years talking about…

I thought I would be hitting meat like a 20-year-old forever — I can recall when I was a barely-scraping-by single mother of 4, and I slept on a twin mattress, with no frame… in our small three-bedroom apartment. And that was ok with me. Then I upgraded apartments and got my kids new beds, therefore allowing me two twin mattresses to…