Hallelujah, It’s Round Ass SeasonThis one is for you, Mike ButlerApr 12A response icon3Apr 12A response icon3
An Afternoon of PantiesMy jackass husband has been out of town for months, only home for about forty-eight hours at a time before he’s off to the next land of…Mar 5A response icon5Mar 5A response icon5
Don’t Look DownI am insanely afraid of heights. Something about looking down at all that space beneath me, knowing that if I move just right one way or…Feb 27A response icon5Feb 27A response icon5
The Year That Can Respectfully Get Fucked2013 was a shock. My dad, Superman, the man who would live forever…would not.Feb 11A response icon3Feb 11A response icon3
I’m Addicted to Being SexySince the age of too young to mention, I’ve had a level of horniness that should match a New York City ten.Feb 6A response icon5Feb 6A response icon5
Instagram Made Me Color Code My BooksRecently, my husband has been going to bed at 8pm, even on the weekends. Your girl gets bored as shit.Jan 30A response icon4Jan 30A response icon4
Last ExitI looked up at him. His eyes shone like the brightest blue of the ocean, the most beautiful part, and I could see so far into them that it…Jan 21A response icon2Jan 21A response icon2