Would You Rather Challenge

Dear Medium, Don’t Forget About Me While I’m Writing My Book

Can you pause during an orgasm?

Ginger Cook
4 min readMay 16, 2023

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I do! I want you all as readers. Photo by Sindy Süßengut on Unsplash

I’m barely alive on Medium, but I can’t let you forget me.

I read a Would You Rather challenge this morning (Thanks, The Sturg). And fuck yes, I can write this and get a few reads and claps between chapters in my book that I’ve been writing for 600 years. Most importantly, all the people I love dearly and dream about at night (Adam Robinson, Mike Butler) will be like, “Oh hell yes, I almost forgot about GC.

I’ll be remembered for at least another week or so until I write my next bullshit article.

Alright, let’s fuck this up.

1. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?

I have questions before I can answer. Can you pause during orgasm, or would the feeling be paused too? If I can’t feel it, I’ll take the rewind button. I say so much awkward shit. If I could rewind and take that shit back, it would change my life, and people might like me.

Do I want people to like me, though?

This is a hard one.

2. Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or a broken elevator?

I hate heights and small spaces, so if I’m ever stuck in either one of these, just go ahead and kill me.

3. Would you rather have a cook or a maid?

Come the fuck on, you know I’m going to say maid right now. Give me something to enjoy in this hellfire of a world.

I have some uh, carpet that needs cleaning, please. Photo by Alex wolf mx:

4. Would you rather travel to the US and see the sights in a motorhome or by plane?

I despise planes and flying and absolutely anything that has to do with being more than six feet off the ground, so let’s go with a motorhome. It’s gonna have to be a deluxe one, though, so I don’t feel…

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Ginger Cook

All the funny things please, they keep me from severe depression. If you like Pearl Jam and peanut butter, we might be soul mates.