Would You Rather Challenge
Dear Medium, Don’t Forget About Me While I’m Writing My Book
Can you pause during an orgasm?
I’m barely alive on Medium, but I can’t let you forget me.
I read a Would You Rather challenge this morning (Thanks, The Sturg). And fuck yes, I can write this and get a few reads and claps between chapters in my book that I’ve been writing for 600 years. Most importantly, all the people I love dearly and dream about at night (Adam Robinson, Mike Butler) will be like, “Oh hell yes, I almost forgot about GC.”
I’ll be remembered for at least another week or so until I write my next bullshit article.
Alright, let’s fuck this up.
1. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?
I have questions before I can answer. Can you pause during orgasm, or would the feeling be paused too? If I can’t feel it, I’ll take the rewind button. I say so much awkward shit. If I could rewind and take that shit back, it would change my life, and people might like me.
Do I want people to like me, though?
This is a hard one.
