My Best Friend Won’t Stop Having Sex at My House

It’s starting to get sticky

Not sure if I should be pissed or not, honestly. Photo by Scott Sanker on Unsplash

This story, I swear, is 100% true and sicker than shit.

It all started at my wedding. It was a perfect, beautiful night. I’ll spare you the glorious details. ✨

Three weeks later, my best friend Jerry and I were out for drinks, and after two shots of tequila, he looked at me and…